Joke of the Day

On the first day of school, a first grader walked up to the teacher
and handed her a note. Perplexed, the teacher asked the little boy
"Who is this from?"
"My mom," said the boy. "She told me to give it to you before I
said one word."
A little confused, the teacher opened the note and read "The
opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his
parents, their affiliates, or anybody known to us."