Joke of the Day : Oldie But Goodie

An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her
period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the
drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.

The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing,
crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I
want to know!

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later
a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and
distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very
expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house. He sits in the
living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells
them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation,
but I'll take charge.

If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a
townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
$2,000,000 bank account.

If it is ! twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You'll sleep with her
again".

-Bruce