Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day:

A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to
St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. Upon reading the entry
for the cabbie, St. Peter invites him to pick up a silk robe and a
golden staff and to proceed into Heaven.

A preacher is next in line behind the cabby and has been watching
these proceedings with interest. He announces himself to St. Peter.
Upon scanning the preacher's entry in the Big Book, St. Peter
furrows his brow and says, "Okay, we'll let you in, but take that
cloth robe and wooden staff."

The preacher is astonished and replies, "But I am a man of the
cloth. You gave that cab driver a gold staff and a silk robe.
Surely I rate higher than a cabbie."

St. Peter responded matter-of-factly: "This is heaven and, up here,
we are interested in results. When you preached, people slept. When
the cabbie drove his taxi, people prayed."